A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!
A successful dump! – Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man. (Referring to President Obama)
You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent…. I’m not joking.