Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.
They’re going to put y’all back in chains. (Speaking to a largely African-American audience in Danville, Va.)
I promise you, the president has a big stick.
I wouldn’t go anywhere in confined places now. … When one person sneezes it goes all the way through the aircraft. That’s me. I would not be, at this point, if they had another way of transportation, suggesting they ride the subway. (On the swine flu)
Look, John’s last-minute economic plan does nothing to tackle the number-one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S, jobs.
Stand up, Chuck, let ’em see ya. (To Missouri state Sen. Chuck Graham, who is in a wheelchair)
Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Quite frankly, it might have been a better pick than me.
A man I’m proud to call my friend. A man who will be the next President of the United States — Barack America!
A successful dump! Joe Biden, explaining his whereabouts (dropping deadwood at the dump) to the reporters outside his home
I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy. I mean, that’s a storybook, man.