Uncle Joe is back and ready to take a hands-on approach to America’s problems! Joe Biden has a good feel for the American people and knows exactly what they really want deep down. He’s happy to open up and reveal himself to voters and will give a pounding to anybody who gets in his way!
“I promise you, the president has a big stick.”
JOE BIDEN, APRIL 2012 (Referring to Obama)
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, 6/24/2014
As campaign season warms up, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden attempt to appeal to blue-collar voters by sharing their financial woes.
Indian Accents & Donuts
Joe Biden lets us know about the racial composition of 7-11’s and Dunkin’ Donuts’ staff in Delaware.
“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”
JOE BIDEN, JAN 2007 (Referring to Obama)
“No man has a right to lay a hand on a woman, no matter what she’s wearing.”
JOE BIDEN, MARCH 2019
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, 2/24/2015
The Audacity of Grope
Samantha Bee reports on Vice President Joe Biden’s uncomfortable tendency to invade the personal space of women in his vicinity.
“Folks, I can tell you I’ve known eight presidents, three of them intimately.”
JOE BIDEN, AUGUST 2012