Joe Biden is back to take a hands-on approach to America’s problems!

Biden has a good feel for the American people and can smell what they really want deep down. Joe is ready for a fight and will give a good ol’ fashioned pounding to anybody who gets in his way!

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Tara Reade Alleges Joe Biden Sexually Assaulted Her in 1993

Tara Reade was a staffer in the office of then Senator Joe Biden in 1993. She claims that one day at work Biden pinned her up against a wall and kissed her while reaching his hand under her skirt and penetrating her with his fingers.


Corroborated by Her Friends

A friend of Tara Reade said that Reade had confided in her about the alleged assault when it happened. A second friend whom Reade met about a decade after the incident says that Reade also told her around 2007/2008 about the alleged assault.

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Corroborated by Her Mother

On August 11, 1993 a woman called into Larry King Live from San Luis Obispo, CA asking for advice on a problem her daughter was having as a staffer in the office of a prominent senator. Tara Reade claims the woman calling is her mother. CNN confirmed Reade’s mother lived in San Luis Obispo.


Corroborated by Her Ex-Husband

In March 25, 1996, Tara Reade’s then husband filed a court declaration which stated that Tara Reade had told him in 1993 that she was being sexually harassed while working in the office of Senator Joe Biden. He also wrote that: “It was obvious that this event had a very traumatic effect on (Reade), and that she is still sensitive and effected by it today.”

Tara Reade's then husband filed a court declaration stating that Tara had faced sexual harassment in Joe Biden's Senate office

“No man has a right to lay a hand on a woman”


Joe’s Legislative Accomplishments

AGAINST Gay Marriage

In 1996, Senator Joe Biden voted for the Defense of Marriage Act which defined marriage as between a man and a woman. This law also prevented states from recognizing same sex marriages.

FOR Mass Incarceration

Senator Joe Biden authored and voted for the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994 which initiated the “3 Strikes and You’re Out” policy which has resulted in many people spending life sentences in jail for minor crimes. He nicknamed it the “Biden Bill.”

AGAINST Abortion Rights

In 1982, Senator Joe Biden initially voted for a constitutional amendment which would have allowed states to overturn Roe v. Wade – the Supreme Court decision which legalized abortion.

AGAINST School Busing

In the 1970’s Joe Biden stated that “I have become convinced that busing is a bankrupt concept.” He actively worked to oppose busing as a way to desegregate schools. Biden even wrote letters seeking the support of people who thought schools should be segregated by race.

FOR Iraq War

Senator Joe Biden, who at the time was chair of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, voted for the resolution to authorize military involvement in Iraq. The Iraq war resulted in the death of 4,424 US military members and cost taxpayers $2.4 trillion.

FOR Death Penalty & Harsh Drug Sentences

Harsher mandatory minimum sentences for drug use, civil asset forfeiture without a conviction, and imposing death penalty for drug related murders – this is Joe Biden’s legacy. He voted for both the Anti-Drug Abuse Act of 1986 and its 1988 counterpart and claimed George H. Bush’s war on drugs was “not tough enough, bold enough, or imaginative enough.”

“I mean, you got the first mainstream African-American who is articulate and bright and clean and a nice-looking guy.”

JOE BIDEN, JAN 2007 (Referring to Obama)

Daily Show with Jon Stewart Poor Off with Biden and Hillary Clinton

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, 6/24/2014


As campaign season warms up, Hillary Clinton and Joe Biden attempt to appeal to blue-collar voters by sharing their financial woes.

The Daily Show With Jon Stewart, 2/24/2015

The Audacity of Grope

Samantha Bee reports on Vice President Joe Biden’s uncomfortable tendency to invade the personal space of women in his vicinity.

Creepy Joe Biden 2020 Young Daughter Kiss


Indian Accents & Donuts

Joe Biden lets us know about the racial composition of 7-11’s and Dunkin’ Donuts’ staff in Delaware.

“I promise you, the president has a big stick.”

JOE BIDEN, APRIL 2012 (Referring to Obama)

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